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Employee Q & A With Bob
Q. Do you have any
pets? A.
Yes, two cats, a kitten and a Guinea pig:
The big boy is
"OSCAR", a black beast of an alpha male cat, also affectionately
known as the "Pinellas Park Panther" due to his habit of roughing up
the other neighborhood kitties and bringing home trophies such as
black snakes and various vermin whenever he manages to escape the
house. Though every molecule a cat, Oscar is sly as a fox. If a new
bag of cat food is left on the counter for too long, Oscar will
sneakily claw a hole in it, grab a few bites and head for cover
after alerting poor Oliver of the "treasure find". Ollie, being a
Dat (see below), will invariably claw pawfuls of food out of the bag
and be rolling in it just as mom (my girlfriend, Beth) enters the
room. This inevitably results in Oliver being labeled "Bad Kitty" of
the moment as Beth rewarding Oscar for being "Good Kitty" by filling
his bowl with the new feed while Ollie must settle for what's left
over in his bowl from breakfast or just water as punishment. Like I
stated...."Poor" Ollie...."Sly Oscar".
Next is "OLIVER", a
mostly grey tabby boy with white feet that make him look like he's
always wearing socks, (no, the name "Socks" or Boots never entered
into the picture, thank you very much!). Oliver is unique in that he
is a "DAT", meaning that he is a dog trapped in a cat's body.
Virtually everything he does is dog, not cat. Oliver is Oscar's
partner in crime whenever possible and received his name because he
simply wandered into our garage one night and has never left, so this
orphan was naturally named Oliver after Oliver Twist and just like
his namesake, when it comes to a good scratching, he is always
asking... "Please sir, may I have some more?".
The kitten,
whose origin is the answer to the question #3 below, is flaming
orange and has paws and ears that ensure that he will be a big boy
like Oscar. Only had him a week, so not much to report other than
having to break him of the habit of sleeping in his litter box, (Not
quite a complete success as of this writing!). Being a gift for my
girlfriend's daughter, Katie, we naively allowed her to name the
poor little guy. His handle is now "BEAST". We'll be working on
that...
Last, but certainly not least, there is the Guinea
Pig, "CALI". She is a calico rex cavi which means her coat is a
little coarse and poodle-like with a long train. Her coloration is
spectacular. She looks just like a roll of licorice/vanilla/caramel
Lifesavers from nose to the tail. In addition, her right ear is
white while her left one is black and her front right foot is black
while her left one is white! She is full of personality and loves
affection. If you ever consider bring a small animal into your life,
you must consider one of these incredible little boogers.
Q. What is the funniest thing that has happened to you at
your job at Pet Supplies Plus?
A.
While I am quite sure that the "funniest" thing has yet to occur but
one humorous moment comes to mind: Wearing two Ball Pythons on my
wrists like Cleopatra while working the floor catching the attention
of quite a few customers, especially those that initially thought
them to be fake snakes!
Q. Who was your
most memorable customer/moment at Pet Supplies Plus? A.
As stated in #1 above, this relates to "Beast" (Jeeeeze Katie please
come up with another name for the poor kitten before that one sticks!).
Katie's 13th birthday was fast approaching and she had been
"hinting" that she would not be adverse to possibly getting a
kitten, (Hinting in this instance means "I WANT A KITTEN! I WANT A
KITTEN! I!... WANT!... A!... KITTEN!!!!!!!). And as fate often has
it, several Pet Supplies "Plus" customers started appearing that had
just found abandoned litters of kittens but alas they were all far
too young and still of nursing age. Then, on the eve of Katie's teen
existence, a regular PSP customer called to ask about the flea
treatment for some young kittens she found. I asked how old they
were (She estimated about 6-7 weeks) and she asked if I knew anyone
that might want one! She brought in the male kitty that very night
and "Beast" found a home.
Q. What are some of your favorite
activities you like to play with your pet?
A. Oscar is one of those cats that is
somewhat smarter than some human beings I know. One day out of
nowhere he walks over to me and drops a hair scrunchie at my feet
while I was catching some TV. I ignore him and he picks it up again
and moves it closer to me then backs off into my line of sight to
the TV. Ignoring him further leads to his jumping up onto the coffee
table, physically blocking my view of the TV while staring down at
the scrunchie. In frustration, I pick up the scrunchie and throw it
into the kitchen thinking he'll go play with it and leave me along.
Within moments, Oscar is back, scrunchie in mouth, dropping it at my
feet once again. This happens a couple of more times before it
struck me. Yes folks, the "cat" had just taught the "human" how to
play fetch with him!!!!! Ever since, that has been my and Oscar's
fave playtime activity.
Oliver isn't much for fetch, (This
one aspect of him that runs counter to the "Dat" complex
mentioned above), but he is the bigger sucker of the two boys for a
laser pointer. While Oscar finds it amusing for a minute or two
before he regains his self respect, Oliver will chase, jump, climb
walls and do flips to catch that dang red dot until time itself
ends. Suffice to say, laser-time with Ollie is a blast for the whole
family while Oscar is sitting out wondering how bad Ollie is making
"smart" cats look.
"Play" for Cali consists of simply
opening her hay bag which causes her, upon hearing the plastic bag
sound, to go into a feet of peeping and pop-corning up and down like
she's on an invisible pogo-stick...'nuff said.
The kitten is
Katie's and I haven't had much time to play with it because the
other cats aren't quite used to the idea of yet another kitty in the
house and "Beast" stays in her room most of the time.
Q. What made you want to work at Pet Supplies Plus?
A. To be perfectly honest, I had been out
of work for quite some time and needed a job. I thought Pet Supplies
"Plus" would be a great opportunity due to my past retail management
experience, the growth potential of the franchise and the high
quality of people I would be working with and serving.
Q. What is it about Pet Supplies Plus
that makes them stand out as a store for pets?
A. Part of this answer has been stated in
answering question 6 but bares repeating. The people, from ownership
to front line customer service personnel are first rate. The store
is clean and wonderfully planned out to make shopping for anything
for your pet a pleasurable, quick and convenient experience. The
staff are knowledgeable, polite and eager to help you make the
right choice for you and your furry family members. Our new, free
Preferred Pet Club membership will only enhance these qualities and
make PSP the "store of choice" for our customers and their pets.
Q. What is
your favorite part about living in Florida?
A. The cool, almost pastoral summers and
the great skiing in winter! Yeah....right. Let's face it
folks...it's WAY HOT down here most of the year but the beaches,
parks, people and restaurants make it all worth it.
Q. What do you like
to do in your free time/what are your hobbies?
A. It is probably best that I not answer
this question lest we must change all names to protect the innocent!
Just kidding people. Spending time with my two girls Morgan &
Madison, (they live with their mom near Tarpon Springs) will always
top my list along with the time I get to spend with Beth, the soul
mate it took almost 50 years to find, (Yes, I'm 51 and proud of
it!). Hobby-wise I love to build things, am an avid bowler and
softball freak. Weird movies and progressive music also top my list.
Q. What’s the best place to eat in Florida, in your opinion?
A. Since I have a woman in my life my
personal safety is best served by answering this with "My own home".
If you press the issue I will say Bonefish Grill. Bang-Bang Shrimp
(Hands down, the greatest appetizer ever invented by mankind)
followed by a fresh Caesar salad. Then a 12 oz. blackened slab of
Mahi Mahi with garlic mashed and greens on the side and a nice Pinot
Grigio. Top this off with a healthy slice of NY Cheesecake and a cup
of coffee and I will crawl into a corner and purr all night.
Q. If you could play with any celebrity
pet, who would it be?
A. This is an easy one! It would have to be
Lassie...now wait...wait a minute before you judge! I have a 35-year
old bet with one of my best High School buddies and a six-pack of
Mickey's Little Kings riding on it. You see...I say that "Hurry!
Hurry! Billy's fallen down into the well again!" is "Bark, bark,
ruff, woof, bark, woof-woof, bark" and my uninformed H.S. chum says
it's "Bark, woof-woof, bark, ruff, bark, ruff, woof, bark" What a
loser!
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